Superman and Batman discuss statuses on the Super Network.
Shipment Of Fail (6/1/12)
Monday is FAIL day, and here is this week’s edition…
Weekly Blonde Jokes (5/2/12)
Her First Time
A guy asks a young blonde woman he’s just slept with, “Am I the first guy you ever made love to?”
The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, “You might be. Your face looks familiar.”
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Theme Songs Done Differently
Meet Nick McKaig. He liked to take theme songs to popular television shows and record himself doing the sounds vocally. This no doubt takes a lot of time.
The Simpsons
Pokemon
Mission Impossible
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The Very Best One Liners
OneLinerz.net has thousands of, well, one liners. New one liners are added almost daily, plus you can also rank current ones. Here’s my list of the best they have on offer.
#1 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
#2 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
#3 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
#4 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#5 War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
#6 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
#7 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
#8 Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
#9 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
#10 Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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Funny T-Shirts
Some classic funny shirts.
Random pic dump
10 Random Facts for the Week – February
1. There is an ancient legend that Augustus Caesar took a day from February and added it to August (the month named after him) in order to make it as long as the month named after Julius Caesar and that is how February ended up with 28 days.
2. It is named after the Roman god Februus. The Latin root word februa means purification; and the Romans held their celebration of purification during the time of the month February.
3. The Welsh originally called the second month of the year – “y mis bach” meaning the little month.
4. During the time of Shakespeare it was called ‘Feverell’.
5. The flower of this month is a Violet or sometimes a Primrose, and the birthstone is Amethyst
6. Three big holidays are held in February: Groundhog’s day (2nd), St. Valentine’s Day (14th) and President’s day (3rd Monday).
7. On February 14th, 1928 the infamous Valentine’s Day Massacre took place in Chicago.
8. Catholics celebrate February 2nd as a religious holiday known as Candlemas Day (the Christian Festival of Lights).
9. Abraham Lincoln — The 16th President of the United States was born 12 Feb 1809
10. February is also Black History Month, a time used to celebrate the accomplishments of people such as George Washington Carver and Martin Luther King, Jr., Marion Anderson, Satchel Paige, Sojourner Truth and many more.
Source: http://socyberty.com/holidays/unusual-facts-and-trivia-about-february/
WTF?
Here’s another 10 photos to make you look again and think “WTF?”. Yep, it’s WTF Thursdays!!













